Music Meets Storytelling: The World of Bland Entertainment

Witches of Halloween

Get ready for a spellbinding Halloween party with Witches of Halloween! Bringing three witches to life with black hats, flying brooms, black cats, bubbling cauldrons and moonlit magic. Packed with personality, mischief and non-stop dancefloor energy, it’s a Halloween night out like no other. A night out with witches has never felt so good!

The Witches of Halloween are loud, proud and gloriously over the top. Grab your girls, grab your guys, get dressed up, start dancing and tune in to the spooky season.

Gummy Island

Get ready for the sweetest adventure imaginable! Follow along on a jelly-filled journey across the sparkling seas to the magical Gummy Island, a colourful paradise where everything is deliciously edible.

Explore and discover all kinds of strange and wonderful treats along the way. Every corner of the island brings a new surprise, a new challenge, and, of course, something delicious!

The journey will be colourful, chaotic, funny, and wonderfully chewy… but the biggest question remains:

Will you make it to Gummy Island and discover the ultimate gummy treat?

Gas Gas Gas

A timeless and elegant nod to the engaging poem "Dulce et Decorum Est" by Wilfred Owen, which exposes the brutal reality of trench warfare. It challenges the glorified image of war, instead highlighting the devastating physical and psychological horrors faced by soldiers through the use of poison gas and other weapons. Taken from the Still Poets album featuring engaging songs derived from some of the world’s best poetry geniuses.

Artists

Kiki May

Kiki May is a 26-year-old singer-songwriter serving up pure feel-good sunshine in musical form. Think beach days, windows-down road trips, golden-hour sunsets and that one song you play on repeat because it instantly puts you in a better mood.

With her infectious energy, vibrant style and seriously sunny sound, Kiki is building a growing fanbase of listeners who come to her music whenever they need a little boost. From lighting up festival stages to cooking up her next big anthem, she brings a fresh, carefree energy wherever she goes, leaving smiles, good vibes and very catchy songs in her wake.

K Baby Blues

K Baby Blues is a 32-year-old country singer with a soulful voice, a Southern twang, and a story to tell. Blending classic country roots with bluesy grit and heartfelt emotion, she brings an authentic, down-to-earth sound to every song.

From love and heartbreak to wild nights and getting back on your feet, K Baby Blues sings about the real moments that make life worth living. With a voice full of soul and a sound rooted in country tradition, she’s putting her own stamp on modern country music.

Missy Langhorn

Missy Langhorn doesn’t make music to fit in, she makes it to be heard.

At 31, this alternative singer brings a raw, unapologetic energy to every performance, blending haunting melodies, gritty emotion, and a voice that refuses to be ignored. Her sound sits somewhere between alternative rock and dark pop and a moody, rebellious, and intensely personal style.

Her performances are charged with attitude and vulnerability, creating an atmosphere that is as captivating as it is unpredictable. She doesn’t just sing the music, she lives it.

Rosie Violet

Rosie Violet is a 24-year-old singer, songwriter, and gamer, she has a distinctive style that blends cozy gaming with her passion for music.

Friendly, cheerful, playful, and tech-savvy, Rosie spends her time writing songs, playing games, recording music, and connecting with the people around her. She’s imaginative and expressive, always chasing her next big idea while keeping life fun and a little unpredictable.

Behind her confident smile is someone who dreams big and refuses to take herself too seriously. Whether she’s performing into a microphone, gaming late into the night, or scribbling lyrics into a notebook, Rosie follows one simple philosophy:

“I just want to live on a gummy island.” 🍬🏝️

Smokin' Chair Wilson

At 64, Smokin' Chair Wilson has lived enough life to know you can't sing the blues unless you've got a few scars to sing about. His music comes straight from the hard road, the heartbreak, the bad breaks, the long nights and the lessons you only learn when life knocks you flat and makes you get back up.

A little whiskey-soaked country. A whole lot of deep-down soul. Blues with dirt under its fingernails and a voice that's been through a few storms and come out the other side.

This ain't music made in a boardroom. It's music made on back roads, in smoky rooms, under Southern skies and through a lifetime of living. Every cracked note, every growl and every quiet moment carries a piece of the man behind the music.

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